DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS CAR OVER?

Don’t make me stop this car.   Seriously.  I WILL do it.  Johnny, stop hitting your sister!  I mean it!  Katie, your face will freeze like that.  I said stop it!  Stop it!  KNOCK IT OFF!  OK, that’s it.  (Sound of car pulling off road)

Fine.  We’ll just sit here until you start behaving.  Nope.  We’re not moving again as long as you’re acting like that.  I don’t care that you’re embarrassed to be sitting on the side of the highway.  And no, Johnny, I don’t care that you have to pee.  You brought this on yourselves.  Well, I’m not bored; I brought a book.  I think I’ll read it until you decide to stop fighting.

In all seriousness . . .